Normally this day is reserved for Sexy Saturday. But today is the birthday of the ORIGINAL Sexy Saturday…..
So I thought the deviation is acceptable. Let’s get to it!
We got you a card….
And a cake….
Apparently the folks back home Sweden got you a cake too:
So Happy 31st to you, Hankie! Remember when you were a little tyke, skating in kindergarten? No? Let us help you out. Seems like only yesterday…..
And now, you’ve grown into this:
Let’s not forget your twin brother Joel too.
How about if you play guitar, I’ll sing you Happy Birthday?
Hmmm, not bad. But let’s just listen to you play Sweet Child of Mine (how appropo) instead:
And now we come to the part I like to call, “God Bless Your Parents,” or “Thanks for swimming in the gene pool.”:
I know, I know. Gorgeous, but too many clothes, right? Well, here.
Did I kill you? Are you still conscious? Well, if you are still functioning, I have a video for you I’ve been saving since December:
The first 23 seconds……we love you, Mr. Porter, whomever you are. You have now provided me with the screencap that has become the wallpaper on my phone. You are also responsible for the drool cup I now have to keep by my computer whenever I watch that video.
Okay, I could do this all night, but I guess it’s probably time to wrap this up. To close, we’d like to say to Henrik……
So cool, you even Out-James-Bond the actual James Bond.
It’s Lundqvist…….Henrik Lundqvist.