Well, the Olympics are over, and I must say, London did a smashing job. I enjoyed every minute, even though there was no hockey. And if you say, “There was Field Hockey,” I’ll say, “Child, please.” That is not hockey. It is soccer played with mini sticks.
At any rate, I’ve been saving bits and bobs I’ve collected over the summer of our favorite Sexy Saturday guys, and since there is all this depressing talk of strikes, and collective bargaining, revenue sharing, and those ass-hats Bettman and Fehr fighting over our sport like dogs on a meaty bone, I thought it was time to bring some Sexy Back.
I must say I am a bit bummed at the slim pickings this year, as far as getting half-naked beach photos of Letang or Hank or the like, but then again, there was BRAD RICHARDS FULLY NAKED, y’all. I can’t be too greedy.
Oh Holy Jeezuz. I think I love you, ESPN. Despite your shitty hockey coverage. I know Nikki does….
And we have video!
Excuse me, I think I need a moment. *ahem* Okay, back now. It seems to me from this video, there were better poses of Brad they had to choose from. I’m not crazy about how his face looks in the above photo. But let’s be honest, is anyone really looking at his face?
Now that we’re on Brad, let’s just have him kick off the summer photo parade:
Not to be outdone, Henrik Lundqvist also had some summer tunes being played:
Just chillin’ outside. Wowzer. My phone has a new wallpaper.
Here’s what else Hank was up to:
And we’ve got video! Click on the link:
There is a part one and two, so make sure to watch both.
Okay, since we had Brian Boyle in Henrik’s pic, let’s catch up with him:
Speaking of hair, what is Kris Letang up to? Other than waiting to be a daddy…
And we’ve got Tanger video! I have no idea what he’s saying most of the time, but I just love hearing him talk:
So hey James Neal was at that wedding too. Let’s look in on him:
Now I feel like some Carey Price. Come on down to the Price is Right!
Carey is now a spokesman for Under Armour.
And we have video! (Tyler Seguin fans will love this too.)
Whew, I think I need a shower to cool down after all this, and I’m not even done yet people! This has got to be the sexiest blog post yet — they’re all here at once. My computer may explode.
More Sexy Saturday alumni:
I couldn’t find any other summer photos for the remaining Sexy Saturday boys, but I’ve got some summer photos of future ones!
And last but not least, this photo of a sexy beast was sent to me by the lovely Connie (@cjribhill) who, though she is a Florida fan, we love anyway:
Welcome to the blog, Noodles, you may be our new mascot. And welcome to the Rangers, Rick Nash. You may be a future Sexy Saturday.
SUNDAY EDIT: Just found some Stamkos for you guys:
Anyone I missed that you guys want me to investigate? Please comment below. Any pics you found you want to share? Drop us an email at email@example.com. As always, we aim to please.
Now, go put a cold compress on your eyes — they need a rest after this post.